27 September 2006

But He Says He's a Writer

We bloggers love sharing those weird Googles that lead new readers to our blog. I get the ones for stripper songs and stripper shoes. My hits this week include “my brother-in-law sniffed my panties” and “bed banging.” As I mentioned to Land-o-Lulu, I’m afraid I’m becoming the whore of the blogosphere.

But this evening I got the best one. Ever.

And I’m #13 on that Google list ... of 1,380,000 matches. Does this mean I’m now official?

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14 Comments:

At 9/27/2006 08:41:00 PM, Blogger dirty said...

hahaha...I love it! I get some crazy searches too. People sure do search for some fugged up sheet.

 
At 9/27/2006 09:17:00 PM, Anonymous firestarter5 said...

You have a looooong way till you reach my level!

 
At 9/27/2006 09:57:00 PM, Blogger Grant Miller said...

Dear beth,

I haven't a clue who would ever Google "grant miller strip club." A sicko most likely.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

 
At 9/27/2006 11:52:00 PM, Blogger Old Lady said...

You've hit the big time now! Even GM hisself commenting! I still don't get anything exciting-except for spanking references.

 
At 9/27/2006 11:56:00 PM, Blogger Coffeypot said...

Thanks, Coyote.

 
At 9/28/2006 07:41:00 AM, Blogger Marni said...

You have hit the big time! YAY you!

 
At 9/28/2006 09:44:00 AM, Blogger lulu said...

I would expect no less from the whore of the blogosphere.

My strangest one recently has been "i smoked benson " which sounds like someone put a hit out on beloved sitcom star Robert Guillaume.

 
At 9/28/2006 09:56:00 AM, Blogger Queen, III said...

Well, better to be the whore of the blogosphere than the whore of the real world...I think that I might be the latter, but there's no official word on that...

 
At 9/28/2006 03:51:00 PM, Anonymous m said...

BECOMING the whore of the blogsphere? nice turn of a phrase...

 
At 9/28/2006 05:50:00 PM, Blogger Dale said...

And a nice turn of the trick!

 
At 9/28/2006 08:47:00 PM, Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

Well, all I can say is you'll have plenty of company in Hell. All my friends will be there with you.

 
At 9/28/2006 11:17:00 PM, Blogger The Wandering Author said...

Uh, Beth, when I clicked on that link, you were number two on the list... Although I tend to wonder if anyone who'd run that weird a search would stick around.

 
At 9/29/2006 09:33:00 AM, Blogger Beth said...

DIRTY: It does make you worry about humanity a bit when you see what people are searcing for, doesn't it?

FIRESTARTER5: We all need a challenge to keep up goiing ...

GRANT: Maybe one of us regular sickos at The Official Site of?

OLD LADY: Spanking hits? Sweet!

COFFEYPOT: You're welcome.

MARNI: Or is it the LOW time? I feel so dirty ...

LULU: I must be the whore of the blogosphere; I read "I smoked benson" in an entirely different way ...

QUEEN, III: I think the Whore of the Real World announcement is coming in mid-October; I'll keep my fingers crossed!

M: Thanks! A reputation is tough to maintain.

DALE: Such a nice turn ...

COASTER PUNCHMAN: And won't the cocktail parties be fabulous!

WANDERING AUTHOR: I've moved up? Thanks to all of you who have pushed me higher up the sleaze ladder!

 
At 10/04/2006 12:32:00 PM, Blogger PinkFluffySlippers said...

Damn, I haven't gotten any kinky searches yet. I'll just keep checking sitemeter and hoping...

 

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