06 September 2006

Guess I Need Stripper Shoes

In the last 24 hours, four people have hit this blog after Googling "top 10 striptease songs" or "sexiest stripper songs." When did my blog turn the porn corner? And will you slip me a five after a particularly entertaining post?

UPDATE: Now I'm getting Google hits for "stripper shoes."

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12 Comments:

At 9/06/2006 07:52:00 PM, Anonymous rcofchs said...

OOPS, I was searching for D Cups on Coffey. I knew I should have paid attention in those high school typing classes.

 
At 9/06/2006 07:55:00 PM, Blogger Old Lady said...

Yea, get a pair of those clear acrylic FMP's.

Any who, many moons ago, I read an article somewhere that PBS was going to do a special on a person who wrote a lot of REM's songs. He sounded like an interesting person. Would you possibly know anything about this?

 
At 9/06/2006 09:23:00 PM, Blogger Scrivener said...

I don't think I really understood the extent to which people use the interet strictly for porn until I got a blog and started seeing all the searched that brought people to my site. Oy.

 
At 9/06/2006 11:16:00 PM, Blogger Beth said...

RCOFCHS: Well, you know you hit the wrong key for this page!

OLD LADY: (I want the FMPs with the goldfish inside.) Every R.E.M. song has writing credits by the entire band -- Michael Stipe, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, and (until he left) Bill Berry -- regardless of who wrote it (for example, Mike Mills wrote "(Don't Go Back to) Rockville" by himself, but BBMS is credited with it). Their manager, Bertis Downs (who began working with them while he was in law school at UGA), wisely advised them to do that since so many bands break up over songwriting credits (where the real $$$ is). Maybe the state PBS stations are doing a special on R.E.M. since the Georgia Hall of Fame induction ceremony is coming up? Or it could be a feature on someone such as Vic Chestnut, who is Athens-based and a friend of Michael Stipe. I'm off to Google!

SCRIVENER: Isn't it creepy? And how do those search terms lead to our blogs? I recently had a hit from "Andie McDowell sniffing panties"; when have I written those words? Rather nasty crowd out there ...

 
At 9/06/2006 11:25:00 PM, Blogger Beth said...

Good Lord; I know WAY too much about R.E.M., don't I?

 
At 9/06/2006 11:45:00 PM, Anonymous HollyC said...

Rather than a 5 spot,what if I just buy you a drink?

 
At 9/07/2006 12:59:00 AM, Blogger nancy said...

be happy it wasn't sexiest stripper thongs...or a guy typing with a lisp.

 
At 9/07/2006 08:09:00 AM, Blogger Ben Heller said...

Well done Beth !!!

I knew you were looking for an increased readership and it looks like you've found the answer.

I wonder if the spotty greasy haired boys will understand your musings ?

 
At 9/07/2006 11:21:00 AM, Blogger Beth said...

HOLLYC: I'll always let you buy me a drink!

NANCY: guy typing with a lisp! Makes me laugh every time I read it, Nancy.

BEN: Who knew I had to go blue? Guess I should tell the story about getting kicked out of a strip club sometime soon. And, no, I don't think the stripper crowd will get my Noel Cowardish humor.

 
At 9/07/2006 11:50:00 AM, Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

"when have I written those words? Rather nasty crowd out there ..."

You don't have to write those words, a search engine takes all of your posts and quotes them so out of context, that it would make a tabloid reporter's head spin.

To see what I mean, click the "mildest" search with the subject that upsets you the least. You'll see that that just the key words come up and the one thing about Google that is true, Blogger blogs get priority hits.

For example, if you do an anti-beet rant, the parts where you profess your hatred of beets with every fiber of your being, might be left out of the summary. Miserable commie vegetables...

 
At 9/08/2006 04:45:00 PM, Blogger Grant Miller said...

You are disgusting! You are a deviant!

 
At 9/08/2006 04:47:00 PM, Blogger Beth said...

But a helluva lot of fun at parties, Grant.

 

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