25 February 2008

When You’re too Busy to Blog

Why not post your all-time favorite Letterman Top 10 List?

Top 10 Body Parts or Van Pattens

10. Heart

9. Kidney

8. Vincent

7. Trachea

6. Joyce

5. James

4. Bladder

3. Timothy

2. Spleen

1. Dick

The brilliant thing about this Top 10 is you knew … you knew … what #1 was going to be ... and you giggled all the way down the list. I love Dave.

Which is your favorite Top 10? Click here or here for a list of some of the best.

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At 2/25/2008 09:13:00 PM, Blogger Dale said...

I kind of liked this one, okay I really liked this one:

Top 10 Rejected Names for Joan Collins' Perfume

10. Fleet's in!
9. Who's Frying Eggs?
8. Better than that Crap Linda Evans is selling
7. SIXTYsomething
6. If Symptoms Persist, Contact Your Doctor
5. Suddenly Exxon!
4. Kennel Cough
3. Joan Collins' latest Cynical Attempt to Cash in on Her Popularity before
the Whole World Gets Sick and Tired of Her Once and for All
2. Really Old Spice
1. Next!

At 2/26/2008 12:49:00 AM, Blogger Pezda's Ghost said...

I love Letterman's top tens. Sadly, I don't watch tv so much any more so I haven't seen one in months, and only a handful in the past few years.

At 2/26/2008 10:14:00 AM, Blogger Mathdude said...

How did Nipple Van Patten not make the list?

At 2/26/2008 02:04:00 PM, Blogger WendyB said...


At 2/26/2008 02:25:00 PM, Blogger BeckEye said...

I actually have one of those "Top 10 Lists" books. Once you get on a laughing jag, even the dumb ones become funny.

One that I always remembered was "Top 10 Things Overheard in Line for 'Kickboxer II'." Two of my favorites were:

"If you didn't see 'Kickboxer I' you probably won't be able to follow it."

"I hear there's a lot of kicking in this one."

One I always remembered about NYC was Top 10 things to do while on vacation in NY (that may not be exact) and one of them was something like:

"Take out hotel Bible. Look out window. Circle Commandments as you see them being broken."

At 2/26/2008 04:15:00 PM, Blogger Beth said...

DALE: That is pretty brilliant. We need more Joan Collins, y'know?

PEZDA'S GHOST: One of the links on this post includes the latest Top 10 lists, in case you want to catch up.

MATHDUDE: What an outrage!

WENDYB: Brilliant, huh?

BECKEYE: I have a couple of those books in my bathroom. You listed some good ones, kid.

At 2/26/2008 06:44:00 PM, Blogger Allison said...

I rather enjoyed the Top 10 Surprises in the Mr. Peanut Autobiography. I just reposted this, proper credit given of course. Thanks for the laugh!

At 2/27/2008 09:20:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I love Dave. And I love that you love Dave.

At 2/27/2008 11:07:00 AM, Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Well, let me take the enjoyable, but lazyman's route and ask everyone to say goodbye to the Daily Top Ten. There are some good ones in there and the site will be missed.

At 2/27/2008 12:12:00 PM, Blogger Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

I have no real favorite between Letterman & Leno (though I like them both), but always loved Conan's show. I do like the top 10s, though!

At 2/28/2008 12:20:00 AM, Anonymous Renae said...

...uh...I didn't see it coming...though I did think of that one...just then...yeah. that one.

At 2/28/2008 12:39:00 AM, Blogger thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Whenever someone claims nothing/no one "good" has come from Indiana, Dave is Exhibit A on my rebuttal.


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