23 March 2007

I’m Somebody Now!

I was the major source for an important news story at Grant Miller Media (probably the source for information in today’s blogcentric world).

Other important news stories to report:

My birthday is Sunday. Celebrate appropriately, with beers hoisted and praises shouted. For information on where to ship baubles and tulips, contact me at the e-mail address to your right.

Work hell ends Monday. Blogging to resume by Wednesday. Seriously. I have four posts in the works.

Happy birthday to me!

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At 3/23/2007 10:18:00 AM, Blogger jo(e) said...

Happy birthday!

At 3/23/2007 10:57:00 AM, Blogger haahnster said...

The Collinsville City Council is currently drafting a formal request for you to delete the phrase "near East St. Louis" from any further discussion of their fair city.

I can't believe Grant has the digits, and I don't. I'm crushed (with eyeliner).

PS - Happy Birthday!

At 3/23/2007 02:01:00 PM, Blogger Grant Miller said...

Happy Birthday and thanks for your help!

At 3/23/2007 03:46:00 PM, Blogger Jeremy said...

I broke a news story too. The headline read: "32 YEAR OLD CAN'T DRINK LIKE HE'S 21!"

Have a happy bday!

At 3/23/2007 04:15:00 PM, Anonymous Renae said...

Just got confirmation from FedEx that your birthday package has been delivered. Not baubles. Not tulips.

But Happy Birthday anyway!!!

(did this not publish before?)

At 3/23/2007 05:30:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope you like the small pox i had delievered to your office.

happy birthday!
love, your northwest doppelganger

At 3/23/2007 11:14:00 PM, Blogger Bubs said...

Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be the interweb's most famous fact checker?

At 3/24/2007 01:16:00 AM, Blogger mellowlee said...

Happy Birthday Beth! I hope you have a wonderful time this weekend!!! *birthday hugs*

At 3/24/2007 11:24:00 AM, Blogger Dale said...

Happy Birthday Beth! I hope REM drops by to thank you in person for your help! Or at the very least, Grant Miller!

At 3/24/2007 12:53:00 PM, Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Happiest of birthdays!

At 3/25/2007 04:43:00 PM, Anonymous m said...

may all your birthday wishes come true! how i wish i was drinking birthday wine with you and your girl posse out on your beautiful deck.

love you!

At 3/25/2007 08:25:00 PM, Blogger David Amulet said...

Funny "news" article. And happy birthday!

-- david

At 3/25/2007 10:54:00 PM, Blogger barista brat said...

happy birthday beth!

At 3/26/2007 02:03:00 PM, Blogger Chris said...

Happy birthday, my little Georgia peach! Have a good one!

At 3/27/2007 10:41:00 AM, Blogger gizmorox said...

Happy birthday! And hooray for less stressful work! What a good birthday gift.

At 3/27/2007 11:44:00 AM, Blogger Old Lady said...

Happy Birthday! Hope your REM's are happy ones.

At 3/29/2007 01:03:00 AM, Blogger Karen said...

darn, I'm late!

Happy [belated] Birthday, Beth!

At 3/29/2007 04:01:00 PM, Blogger Winter said...

Happy Birthday!

At 4/02/2007 06:14:00 AM, Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

Let us not forget that one of Coaster Punchman's services is that he celebrates birthdays on behalf of the celebrant. You should send me your phone number so that I can MTM you when I'm back from England.

At 4/12/2007 06:29:00 PM, Blogger bigshoulders said...

a very happy belated to you, beth!
i feel like a tool not stopping by sooner...

i raise my Leinenkugel in your general direction!


At 4/28/2007 03:13:00 PM, Blogger Splotchy said...

Happy Bday, Beth!

Glad work is settling down for you.

Being the R.E.M. fan you are, I would love to see a post where you highlight your 5 or 10 favorite lyrics from their repertoire.

It would be especially be nice if some of the earlier songs were in your list, as I haven't the faintest clue of what Stipe is saying. Like on Murmur -- what is a "Catabutt", anyway?


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