I’m Somebody Now!
I was the major source for an important news story at Grant Miller Media (probably the source for information in today’s blogcentric world).
Other important news stories to report:
My birthday is Sunday. Celebrate appropriately, with beers hoisted and praises shouted. For information on where to ship baubles and tulips, contact me at the e-mail address to your right.
Work hell ends Monday. Blogging to resume by Wednesday. Seriously. I have four posts in the works.
Happy birthday to me!
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Labels: hard-hitting journalism, Michael Stipe, R.E.M.
21 Comments:
Happy birthday!
The Collinsville City Council is currently drafting a formal request for you to delete the phrase "near East St. Louis" from any further discussion of their fair city.
I can't believe Grant has the digits, and I don't. I'm crushed (with eyeliner).
PS - Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday and thanks for your help!
I broke a news story too. The headline read: "32 YEAR OLD CAN'T DRINK LIKE HE'S 21!"
Have a happy bday!
Just got confirmation from FedEx that your birthday package has been delivered. Not baubles. Not tulips.
But Happy Birthday anyway!!!
(did this not publish before?)
i hope you like the small pox i had delievered to your office.
happy birthday!
love, your northwest doppelganger
Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be the interweb's most famous fact checker?
Happy Birthday Beth! I hope you have a wonderful time this weekend!!! *birthday hugs*
Happy Birthday Beth! I hope REM drops by to thank you in person for your help! Or at the very least, Grant Miller!
Happiest of birthdays!
may all your birthday wishes come true! how i wish i was drinking birthday wine with you and your girl posse out on your beautiful deck.
love you!
Funny "news" article. And happy birthday!
-- david
woo!
happy birthday beth!
Happy birthday, my little Georgia peach! Have a good one!
Happy birthday! And hooray for less stressful work! What a good birthday gift.
Happy Birthday! Hope your REM's are happy ones.
darn, I'm late!
Happy [belated] Birthday, Beth!
Happy Birthday!
Let us not forget that one of Coaster Punchman's services is that he celebrates birthdays on behalf of the celebrant. You should send me your phone number so that I can MTM you when I'm back from England.
a very happy belated to you, beth!
i feel like a tool not stopping by sooner...
i raise my Leinenkugel in your general direction!
kevin
Happy Bday, Beth!
Glad work is settling down for you.
Being the R.E.M. fan you are, I would love to see a post where you highlight your 5 or 10 favorite lyrics from their repertoire.
It would be especially be nice if some of the earlier songs were in your list, as I haven't the faintest clue of what Stipe is saying. Like on Murmur -- what is a "Catabutt", anyway?
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