And So It Begins
I came home to this:
Yes, I’m turning fifty in two weeks — now the age of the aged, at least in the mind of the AARP. And yet … it’s not. I feel younger, more carefree, happier than the me who turned forty. Maybe that's why The Buzzcocks are singing AARP's tune.
There are things I want to do — or do differently — during my new decade. I’ve put a bit too much energy into my job, and my job really doesn’t define me.
Show of hands of those who know what I do. That’s what I thought — maybe seven of you. Of course, I may have just seven readers after my sporadic performance these last six months.
I want to learn Italian, maybe French. I’ve always wanted to play guitar. I need to travel more. Dance regularly. Meet and mingle every damn day. Skydive, bungee, live on the edge.
Blogging regularly is another thing I’d like to try in my fiftieth year — but don’t hold your breath quite yet. There are rumors, however, of the return of a once-popular segment, coming my birthday week.
So. I’m trying to be back. Pray to the blog gods that I stay off Facebook long enough to post.
Yep, after avoiding it for two years, I’ve become addicted to Facebook. Are you on Facebook? Friend me! You’ll get to see my face.
And now I must check out Coaster Punchman’s new series.
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Labels: AARP, at least I'm not Tweeting, birthday, fifty and fabulous, I'm addicted to Facebook, things to do before I turn fifty
29 Comments:
That AARP card is a bit of a blow isn't it?
I will leave you now to go schedule your colonoscopy...
When were younger Lisa and I used to be memebers of AARP. She worked there.
I can't WAIT to get my AARP card and start working those magic discounts baby! Yeah!
Stop by my place and check out the latest Green Monkey Mix Beth.
Glad to see you again! I miss you!
You're hands down the youngest fifty year old I know.
I threw away all the ones Sparky kept getting around her 50th. One slipped through about six months after the big day and she was disraught for days.
They keep sending me those cards!! I don't understand why. They must have me confused with someone else. (they don't send them to RC-go figure).
Welcome back baby!
Oh, good god. The AARP card comes at fifty? And here I thought I had years left before I'd be put in the same category as my parents.
50 is the new 30.
Of course, like John Lennon said, "you can't trust anyone over 30"!!!
Welcome back and may all your dreams come true.
50 is the new 20, Beth. You're too wild of a spirit to be affected much by a number.
When are you coming to NYC? You can get us some kick-ass seats at a Broadway show with your senior discount!
Early happy birthday, Beth!
One of my sisters has a similar one on 3/18.
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" . . .
I'm guessing they're not using that certain "Addict" song, eh?
Wicked!
Happy Birthday!
Think of it this way, you're one of the youngest people in America with an AARP card.
50 is the new you. You'll always rock. Happy Birthday!
Yikes. Throw it away, baby -- it ain't nothin'!
I still think of you as a PYT (pretty young thing) ... don't be afraid to be sexy babe.
You Americans get a special card when you turn 50? Well how cool is that? I got nothing from my so-called government.
Are you familiar with the term "cougar"?
You're the hottest, hippest, wisest dame I know. 50 will be your best year/decade ever. You know yourself so well, inside and out. I adore you, bethylish.
AARP can kiss my ass.
I know. I know. I know.
Great point re: "What I do for work doesn't define me." Beautifully said.
HAPPY PRE-BIRTHDAY!!!
Nice Photoshopping. I don't believe it, not for a second.
Happy Birthday!! Go skydiving. I did it when I turned 40 - it's a blast!
Happy b'day Beth. What's AARP?
With 52 in my sight horizon, I can say the AARP card discounts are the bomb.
Happy happy happy everthing and birthday dear Beth.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BETHY!
You're back? If you are, I'm back.
Happy Birthday, o' musically wise one. You have been missed.
HAATC
i am already in the 2nd year of AARP membership
happy birthday!
Yes indeed, Facebook is very addictive. I've seen you over there as a friend of my friends and now I know what blog you have - found you at Katie's place!
Sympathies on turning 50 but it isn't so bad. And actually the AARP magazine is great!
Hey, thanks for the plug! I was at the Grand Canyon on your birthday, sorry I missed it!
Wouldn't being an AARP member be a lot nicer if you were actually retired?
Happy Birthday. 50 does seem alittle young for AARP. Maybe they should start a Junior AARP for your 50's.
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