16 September 2008

Here I Dreamt I Was Hillary Clinton

My Hillary self was seated in a restaurant near Richard Thomas (star of The Waltons and those Mercedes Benz voiceovers). We chatted and realized we had nothing in common belief-wise, which got us laughing hysterically. Bill was not amused.

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21 Comments:

At 9/16/2008 10:57:00 AM, Blogger KK said...

See, she's not dead!!!

 
At 9/16/2008 11:16:00 AM, Blogger Red said...

Yay! New post from Beth!

I almost never have dreams, that I remember anyway.

 
At 9/16/2008 12:03:00 PM, Blogger Some Guy said...

That was sure one long week!

 
At 9/16/2008 12:11:00 PM, Blogger Tenacious S said...

I had a nightmare last week about an election gone terribly wrong. At least Richard Thomas wasn't in it.

 
At 9/16/2008 01:09:00 PM, Blogger Joe said...

Welcome back! Did you make it through the workload ok?

 
At 9/16/2008 01:56:00 PM, Blogger SkylersDad said...

Well hello there! Nice to see you back, I had a dream you were posting again...

 
At 9/16/2008 02:11:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Goodnight, John Boy.

 
At 9/16/2008 03:08:00 PM, Blogger Feisty Democrat said...

You're gone 3 months and this is what you return with? OK, OK, just kidding. Good to have you back...

BTW, while you were gone, I now go by Professor Mathdude, Doctor of Awesome, but you can still call me Mathdude.

Not lovin' the Word Verificator, but I'll live with it for now.

 
At 9/16/2008 06:28:00 PM, Blogger Fran said...

BEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH!

Wow. Like WTF sister? We have missed you.

 
At 9/16/2008 06:50:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow--I just happened to check and you're open for business. Finally!
So I'll share a dream that I actually had-I know you won't believe it, but it's true....Me, you and Ms Edge were riding in the dark of night in a Lincoln Town car and John McCain was at the wheel. Wait, it gets better. He refused to watch where he was going and we went flying off of a bridge (to nowhere?) to our deaths...I woke up before we hit the ground. Really. I even had that "we're-all-about-to-die-I-must-tell-them-I-love them" feeling. Scary. But I'll probably still vote for less government.

 
At 9/16/2008 09:23:00 PM, Blogger Gifted Typist said...

Beth, did you catch any fishes while you were away fishing?
glad you're back

 
At 9/16/2008 10:41:00 PM, Blogger Dale said...

I hate that fake laugh of yours Hillary! Strange dream. Hi Beth!

Richard Thomas was here a while back starring in the play Twelve Angry Men. I had an answering machine message one day (so did anyone else who ever wondered about his mole) saying HI! THIS IS RICHARD THOMAS AND I'M STARRING IN TWELVE ANGRY MEN! BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA, COME SEE ME! It could have given me nightmares but with therapy and time, I banished the thought of Richard. Until now. Help.

 
At 9/17/2008 05:02:00 AM, Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

I don't know about you Beth, but it's 5:01 am and I feel like a million bucks!

 
At 9/17/2008 01:09:00 PM, Blogger Moderator said...

True story: Growing up and well into my 20s people often said I looked like the dude from "The Waltons." I don't get it so much now. Now people just ask if I'm Robert Redford and stuff.

Glad you're back.

 
At 9/17/2008 05:10:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. that was such a great post. thanks for sharing.

 
At 9/17/2008 09:34:00 PM, Blogger Barbara Bruederlin said...

Even while you're sleeping, you are working on blog posts. Glad to see you are making up for lost time.

 
At 9/17/2008 09:43:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Holly dreamed that an asleep at the wheel John Mccain drove her to her death, and she would still vote for the man. Got to love that girls dedication. And you dreamed you were Hillary having yuks with John Boy. You ladies need some stronger bedtime wine so you can have some good dreams. Glad to see you back.

 
At 9/17/2008 10:40:00 PM, Blogger Doc said...

I bet you looke dsmashing in the pants suit. Nice to see again!

Doc

 
At 9/18/2008 10:38:00 AM, Blogger BeckEye said...

You were "asleep" for a really long time. You should have a better dream for us than that.

 
At 9/18/2008 06:20:00 PM, Blogger paperback reader said...

I had a dream that Beth returned, and all was right in the world.

And then Barry Manilow drove a zeppelin into seven sickly ears of corn. I don't know what that last part means.

 
At 9/20/2008 01:20:00 PM, Blogger Katie Schwartz said...

You make a hot Hill. Love the romance between a Walton. Did you say "Goodnight" to everyone in attendace at the end of the dream?

 

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