09 January 2009

Gracing The King

I was so busy eating fried banana-and-peanut-butter sandwiches and chair-dancing in honor of Elvis’ (and David Bowie’s) birthday yesterday, I forgot to post these photos I’ve been holding for nearly a year. I visited one of my favorite buddies in Roanoke last March, and he took me on a tour of the town's cultural sites. The most brilliant was the miniature Graceland:



For a girl who loves her Elvis and misses her Barbies, this slice of heaven was absolutely divine. Sadly, I didn’t get close-ups so you could see the Barbie swimming pool or the lights in the performance arena (yes, there’s a performance arena!). It's the greatest dollhouse of all time.

Talk about your Mystery Train.

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16 August 2007

Honoring the King

I had planned to write a long post today about my love for Elvis Presley — how his music through 1960 and from 1968 until his death still wows me, reminiscing about my two pilgrimages to Graceland, showing you some of my Elvis tchotchkes — but I decided to hold that homage until his birthday. This anniversary of his death just didn’t feel like the appropriate time to gush. But I need to honor The King in some way … so of course I’m going down music boulevard. What better way to show the love?

Who doesn’t love covering Elvis Presley? Everyone wants to play King for a day — Sinatra and Bennett, rockers and country artists, our favorite alternative bands. There are two genres in my collection missing Elvis representation: punk and indie.

I guess the indie kids are too young to be influenced by Elvis. Too bad; wouldn’t you kill to hear Colin Meloy singing “The Wonder of You” … Scott McCaughey warbling “Clean up Your Own Backyard” … Sam Beam with “Kentucky Rain” … Chan Marshall breaking your heart with “Blue Moon” … Jeff Tweedy making “Mystery Train” his own? Maybe that’s my project for 2008: the hippest album of Elvis covers evah. Michael Stipe, are you listening?
I spent two weeks whittling down the list to a manageable fortysomething, trying to include as many styles and genres as I could. Click. Listen. Sing along. Shake your hips. Let me know which ones you like best.

  • Neil Young: That’s All Right

  • Vince Gill: That’s All Right


  • Bill Monroe & The Bluegrass Boys: Blue Moon of Kentucky


  • Tom Jones: I’m Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone

  • Bob Dylan: I Forgot to Remember to Forget

  • Johnny Cash: I Forgot to Remember to Forget


  • Lloyd Cole & The Commotion: Mystery Train


  • Ann-Margret: Heartbreak Hotel

  • Guns N Roses: Heartbreak Hotel

  • Terence Trent Darby: Heartbreak Hotel

  • Willie Nelson: Heartbreak Hotel


  • Fleetwood Mac: Don’t Be Cruel

  • Marty Stuart: Don’t Be Cruel


  • Rolling Stones: Hound Dog

  • Frank Zappa: Hound Dog


  • The Beatles: Blue Suede Shoes

  • Jimi Hendrix: Blue Suede Shoes

  • Buddy Holly & The Crickets: Blue Suede Shoes


  • Cowboy Junkies: Blue Moon Revisited (Song for Elvis)

  • Chris Isaak: Blue Moon


  • Norah Jones + Adam Levy: Love Me Tender

  • Frank Sinatra + Elvis Presley: Love Me Tender

  • Percy Sledge: Love Me Tender


  • Jeff Beck Group: All Shook Up


  • Queen: Jailhouse Rock

  • Blues Brothers: Jailhouse Rock


  • Bryan Ferry: Are You Lonesome Tonight


  • Elvis Costello: His Latest Flame


  • Dwight Yoakum: Little Sister


  • Erasure: Can’t Help Falling in Love

  • Bono: Can’t Help Falling in Love

  • Pearl Jam: Can’t Help Falling in Love

  • Luka Bloom: Can’t Help Falling in Love


  • Dead Kennedys: Viva Las Vegas


  • Nick Cave: In the Ghetto

  • Cranberries: In the Ghetto


  • Melissa Etheridge: Burning Love


  • And because nobody has covered it (not that I’ve found, anyway), here’s one of my very favorite Elvis songs:

  • Elvis Presley: Kentucky Rain


  • They’re Caught in a Trap

    And they can’t get out from under the covers of “Suspicious Minds” — according to my MP3 collection, Elvis’ most-covered tune, at least in my MP3 collection. Here’s a sampling of those with suspicious minds:

    Belle & Sebastian
    Bowling for Soup
    Jessi Colter + Waylon Jennings
    Fine Young Cannibals
    Flaming Lips
    Heptones
    Roddy McDowall
    My Morning Jacket
    No Doubt
    R.E.M.
    U2
    B.J. Thomas
    Dwight Yoakum
    Pete Yorn


    The best live version of “Suspicious Minds” I’ve ever heard was in the early 1990s, during the encore of a 10,000 Maniacs show at Chastain Park Amphitheater. Pal Joe and I were lolling on the grass in the back, enjoying the music coursing through our ears and the vodka coursing through our veins. A sudden shout went up, as did we — to see our beloved Michael Stipe joining the band onstage. Joe and I were front and center with a time that Carl Lewis would be proud of. Michael and Natalie were brilliant — funny, flirty, having a good ol’ time singing it together. I have searched for a boot of this duo’s duet for fifteen years … so if you have a copy …

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    08 January 2007

    Happy Birthday to the King!

    Y'all be sure to eat plenty of Krispy Kremes and fried banana sandwiches today. Celebrate in style!

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    16 August 2006

    Crying in the Chapel

    We lost The King 29 years ago today. Do you remember where you were when you heard the news? I was in the car with my mom — we were shopping for stuff for my dorm room items, to which I was moving in a couple of weeks — and they announced it on the radio. People called in for hours, crying and keening, hearts breaking.

    But there's a better memory attached to this date: my fateful August 1991 trip to Graceland with Simeon. Sim was in the midst of his U.S. tour, and I met his Amtrak in Memphis. It was pure luck that we landed in town during Elvis International Tribute Week. (Does anyone else find it strange that his legion of fans celebrate his death anniversary more than his January 4 birthday?) It was brilliant. Funny and campy. And rather moving. Everyone was friendly, happy to see other Elvis fans. One of the most entertaining weekends of my life. I wish I had remembered before hitting the road to dig up some of Simeon's photos from that weekend; you have to see it to believe it. Maybe one day soon ...

    So toast The King tonight and sing your favorite Elvis tune. I'm currently sipping wine and listening to "Kentucky Rain" and "That's All Right, Mama" and "Blue Moon of Kentucky."

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    11 April 2006

    Graceland Declared “Historic”

    And it’s about damn time. Where else can you experience the brilliance of white-trash taste and rock ‘n’ roll cash?

    I love Elvis — young Elvis (“Blue Moon of Kentucky” and “Mystery Train”) … middle Elvis (“Kentucky Rain” and “Suspicious Minds”) … old Elvis (“Burning Love” and “Way Down”). And, yes, I’m still holding on to the hope that he’s alive and pulled off the greatest escape in history. Wouldn’t that rock?

    A visit to Graceland is a must for anyone who loves music. I've been to Graceland twice: with Simeon in August 1991 and with Dan in March 2002. During this historic moment, I think it’s time to reminisce about those two visits to Elvis’ home.


    August 1991

    As luck would have it, my pilgrimage with Simeon was smack dab in the middle of Elvis Week, which is celebrated on the anniversary of his death.

    The Memphis tourists during Elvis Week were the coolest I’ve ever shared a city with. The city was packed, but it still had a laidback, peaceful feel. Everyone was friendly, brought together simply to pay tribute to Elvis. Start the day at the Shoney’s breakfast bar? No less than five people stopped by the table to ask if we’d seen Ronnie McDowell’s concert the night before … or if we were planning to join the candlelight vigil that evening … or to ask if we were enjoying ourselves. Lines were long, but that just gave us more chances to bond with our fellow Elvis-lovers. Yep, Elvis people are good people.

    This is me with Bob, one damn good Elvis impersonator from Cincinnati who was on the Graceland tour with Simeon and me. With his two dyed-and-teased ladies in tow, Bob asked the tour guide important questions, such as what alcoholic beverages Elvis enjoyed (seems he was just a pill boy); Simeon asked about Elvis’ album collection (mainly gospel LPs). Simeon sneaked a few photos of Bob — but I went for the gold, asking him to pose with me at the Graceland gates. I still keep a copy of this photo on my office desk; it's my favorite photo ever.

    My request opened a floodgate of photo ops; we drove by an hour later, and Bob was still posing with fellow Elvis lovers. We made Bob's day!

    Here's Simeon in front of the Graceland gates. He took some great photos during our tour of Graceland, including the multitude of mourners around Elvis' grave, but I can’t find any of them, dammit, except for these. The photo of Simeon and Bob at the gates is brilliant, and I'm sorry I can't find my copy. There are also great shots of Simeon being possessed by Elvis' spirit in front of Sun Records and the Elvis statue on Beale Street.

    I do, however, still have this photo from that trip; that's me sitting in front of the sign at Al Green’s church. Unfortunately, our last day was Saturday and we couldn't stick around for Sunday services — but I took (and still have) a broom that was in the Right Reverend's trash.


    March 2002

    Dan took me to Memphis for my birthday in 2002. Here's a photo of Elvis' living room that he took during the Graceland tour. Note the classic beauty of the stained glass.

    Better yet, check out that white ceramic monkey! Elvis had an amazing collection of white ceramic monkeys. Bet you don’t have pieces that nice in your home — or that you can make yellow and blue look this garish.


    The Jungle Room is the room Elvis decorated himself (a professional did the other rooms?). I’ve heard the Memphis Mafia talk about hanging out in this room. Can you imagine the mingling of sideburns and shag carpet and Hai Karate?


    After reliving these great moments and looking at these photos, I realize I should make the Graceland pilgrimage more than once a decade. Who wants to join me for the Memphis trek in the next year?

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