Out of the Loop

I saw this headline link on Yahoo:

Ankle-wear for Paris not too restrictive (AP)

Excitedly, I clicked over ... eager to read about these new no-doubt-towering-and-yet-quite-comfortable ankle-strapped heels being worn on the streets of Paris ... wondering whether or not they come in black or red, counting in my head just how many pairs of black stilettos I own.

Sadly, it was a story about She Whose Name My Fingers Will Never Type. Bitch.

For once, I'm proud to be out of the loop.

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