08 June 2007

Out of the Loop

I saw this headline link on Yahoo:

Ankle-wear for Paris not too restrictive (AP)

Excitedly, I clicked over ... eager to read about these new no-doubt-towering-and-yet-quite-comfortable ankle-strapped heels being worn on the streets of Paris ... wondering whether or not they come in black or red, counting in my head just how many pairs of black stilettos I own.

Sadly, it was a story about She Whose Name My Fingers Will Never Type. Bitch.

For once, I'm proud to be out of the loop.

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At 6/08/2007 07:44:00 AM, Blogger Marni said...


I can't stand that chick... what has this world come to where people are more interested in a spoiled rotten socialite than, well, anything else?


At 6/08/2007 08:01:00 AM, Anonymous HollyC said...

Who cares about her??? What I want to know is what is up with George Clooney to have him in the Cup's Top Five?

At 6/08/2007 10:51:00 AM, Blogger Tanya Espanya said...

I don't know if you know this gossip site, Lainey's? I'm obsessed with her because she has excellent dirt, and she's not reluctant to haterate on the Parasite.

Anyway, here's part of what she writes today:

Not lock tight, this is just what they’re buzzing about, a theory that has yet to be supported but is gaining momentum: that Paris had a severe, severe, severe herpes flare up brought on by stress, so bad it spread across her privates, burning to the point that she could not stand it, and went batshit crazy in her cell.

If I just got you addicted to this site, I'm sorry. No, I'm not. You'll thank me.

You're welcome.


At 6/08/2007 11:15:00 AM, Blogger MyUtopia said...

The whole thing pisses me off. There is suppose to be a press conference again about it this morning.

At 6/08/2007 01:42:00 PM, Blogger Johnny Yen said...

That friggin' bracelet should be permanantly stapled to her ankle.

I want to be rich and stupid so that I can commit crimes and not go to jail.

At 6/08/2007 04:23:00 PM, Blogger Beth said...

MARNI: I saw that she's headed back to serve her full sentence — all 45 days — and that she was crying and screaming as she was led from the courtroom. That made my weekend.

HOLLYC: Mr. Clooney has been on my top five since the first episode of "E.R." He's gorgeous ... he's funny and self-deprecating ... he's smart as hell ... he's having more fun than anyone else on the planet. What's not to love?

TANYA: I love Lainey! I want to be her best friend. But I'm glad we share Important News Site love.

MYUTOPIA: Why does everyone care, other than to laugh at her?

JOHNNY YEN: But then Bubs would write about you on his blog. Do you want that?

At 6/08/2007 10:31:00 PM, Anonymous Glassmeow said...

David Duchovny?

Well. Yes. (But only as Agent Mulder...)

At 6/09/2007 09:37:00 AM, Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

What, you don't think she won't try to wear slingbacks in jail?

At 6/09/2007 09:39:00 AM, Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

BTW, the Missus was going nuts while we were watching CNN, because I wanted to hear what this so-called "valid excuse" was and she was screaming "can't they talk about something else?"

At 6/09/2007 09:50:00 AM, Blogger Dale said...

I'm glad she's back in the clink but really, who cares huh? I can't believe the coverage she gets. Even on your blog! haha.

At 6/09/2007 10:22:00 AM, Blogger Bubs said...

I'm thinking by the time she gets out of stir she might be ready for a John Waters remake of "Born Innocent."

At 6/09/2007 11:57:00 AM, Blogger Beth said...

GLASSMEOW: Omigod, yes, David Duchovny! Haven't you heard the song? He's dreamy and smart and funny. I've seen just about everything he's been in, and he's always damned handsome.

WRITE PROCRASTINATOR: I don't know ... but I'm thrilled she got slung back into jail. Oh, and Mrs. WP may be my next hero.

DALE: But I didn't type her name, so it doesn't count. Doesn't it?

BUBS: I'd go see that, Bubs. Have you seen John Waters' new series on Court TV?

At 6/09/2007 07:49:00 PM, Blogger blog Portland said...

If I ever find a genie in a bottle, one of my three wishes will involve her and a freak stampede of buffalo in downtown L.A.

At 6/10/2007 01:33:00 AM, Blogger BeckEye said...

My original prediction was that she would be released early (partially right) and that she would be fitted with an electronic anklet studded with Swarovsky crystals. That last part hasn't been confirmed yet, but I choose to believe that I was completely right.

At 6/10/2007 11:43:00 AM, Blogger Beth said...

BLOG PORTLAND: What a lovely, lovely thought that is. I hope you find that genie bottle soon.

BECKEYE: Oh, you know she has those Swavs somewhere.

At 6/10/2007 07:57:00 PM, Blogger Mountjoy said...

I would have thought the only thing Paris would be wearing around her ankles was her g-string.

At 6/11/2007 03:15:00 PM, Anonymous Glassmeow said...

There was a time not too long ago that I would have killed to be Scully...

HAVE heard the song, but not in a while.

I presume you HAVE seen the infamous Red Speedo and Teacup pix?

At 6/11/2007 11:24:00 PM, Blogger Beth said...

MOUNTJOY: Ah, you forget; she quit wearing the G-string years ago when she saw the lightbulbs pop over her va-ja-ja.

GLASSMEOW: My love runs deep. Have I seen that photo? My dear, I look at it monthly to keep the blood boiling.

At 6/12/2007 09:16:00 PM, Anonymous Glassmeow said...


Before my screensaver at work was pix of Robyn and Peter from my own camera, even before it was random shots of Rickman from teh internets, it was all DD all the time. with the notable exception of the teacup and speedo pix - it was at WORK after all!

I remember one of my customers sitting in my cube over a glass -related issue when he noticed the screen saver. We watched the entire sequence together, both of us fangirling(boying) over our faves.

I posted some different Duchovny-deliciousness over at the KatBox.


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